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What kind of Bees…
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Runaway Wife
A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, “I called the local insane asylum...
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk…
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk. So in turn...
The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
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Converting to metric
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Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
Rough Boys
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The first client
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