Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
Controlling your spouse
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Hillary and Bill at baseball game
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the year, and everyone...
All the strange names
|One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when...
You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
LICENSE TO STEAL
|Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running...
This man got his prescription for Viagra…
This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for...
Hiding Baldness
What happens when a man tries to hide his baldness by combing hishair across...
Fascinating Little Johnny!
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...