Threaten with a knife
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
Deaf
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
Bathroom Privileges
TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips...
Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...
Hope never dies
A man driving outside of Baltimore, Maryland was southbound on Interstate 95 in the...
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor…
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
A great new hearing aid
John: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...