The resume bloopers
|These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
Hello
Q: Why didn’t the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax...
Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
You might be a redneck if… christman
You’ve ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out…
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
Government is there
|At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology...
Great Tips and Suggestions
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...