Stuck orgasm
A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a...
Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
A woman walks into a hardware store…
A woman walks into a hardware store and says “I want to buy a...
There was just a dog fight
|A man walks into a bar one day and asks, “Does anyone here own...
How is sex like air?
How is sex like air?It’s no big thing unless you aren’t getting any.
Matering checking
Her teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new...
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
Return what is stolen
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...