Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...
Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...
Camel Died
Camel Died A nun and a priest are riding a camel through the dessert....
Represent Christmas
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
Post Election Toast
The Election Is Over, The Results Are Known.The Will Of The People Has Been...
I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
Heavenly golf
Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee...
What is the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
A snail buys a fast new car
|There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for...