Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
Attorney questioning
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Success In Love
To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to...
Smaller or larger tuxedo
|A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical...
Daffynition
Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle…
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle. He thoughtand thought about one clue,...
A New Priest
A new priest is being given instructions on what to do when he takes...
Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...
A Blonde Got Robbed
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
The Angel atop a Christmas Tree
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.As he pulled...