A Negro was travelling in china…
A negro was travelling in china. In a remote village, he came upon an...
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97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
A-fishin’ We Will Go…
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My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...
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Thirteen!
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Wittle Wabbit
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