OJ’s Clock
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter,...
Psychological Christmas Songs
Psychological Christmas SongsSCHIZOPHRENIA – Do You Hear What I Hear?MULTIPLE PERSONALITY – We Three...
Poles At Theater
Did you hear about the Polish family that froze to death outside atheater?They were...
John pulled over the car by the side of the road…
John pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Brian...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
The Farmer and his boys…
A farmer had three sons. One day his oldest came to him and said...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
Can I play the piano once these are off?
|A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The...
The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!