90210 momma
Your Momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a...
Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...
An old man goes into the Social Security Office…
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application....
Technical Night Before Christmas
Technical Night Before Christmas ‘Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the...
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton are on Air Force One.Bill says to Hillary, “I...
Hard To Get
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a...
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re…
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re in the same hotel, in...
The hit-and-run
The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to...
Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...