Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
Valid identification
|DURING a readiness exercise, my friend Jim and I, Air Force security policemen, were...
In the croakroom!
|Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?In the croakroom!
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
blonde and the puzzle
A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, “Can you...
Rabbit and Bear
A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns...
Golf in the Bedroom
Golf in the Bedroom Rules of Play Each player shall provide his own equipment...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
Eucalyptus Road
Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send...