A hot frog!
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Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
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You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Airline Funnies!
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other?
What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? Gee, we really do taste...
Lottery Winner
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling “Pack your bags honey, I just...
A middle manager is called into his bosses office…
A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning.He is...
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...
Internet can get worse
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