Ode to spell checkers
|ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with...
Where in earth have you been!
|What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in...
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck…
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
Is It Serious?
Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn’t advise you to...
Cheer
Q: What’s the blonde’s cheer?A: “I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B. L. O. N....
Holiday accomodations
Long, but really funny…from a Company in USA. DATE: October 01, 2003RE: Christmas Party...
Glass of water.
Do you know why Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass...
At night court, a man was brought in and set…
At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge...
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...