Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market…
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. One...
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18…
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18. When they got...
The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long...
A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent....
Learning
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her...
I can’t breathe without that
|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her...
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa…
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his...
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.