Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
Analysis of A Man
Man – A Chemical AnalysisElement: Man Symbol: Ah (short for Asshole) Quantitative: Accepted at...
Happily Addicted to the Web
Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
One Drink too many!
After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
Kind of awkward
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows...
Man Need
A man can actually cater to a woman’s every need, so long as all...
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...