Quotes of companies
|Here are some of the submissions of actual comments, notices, and statements coming out...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
Blonde Nurse?
Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman…
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke...
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?Translator.
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Men & Women Compared!
NICKNAMES: If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call...
Computer used too long
|You know you have been on the computer too long when…When you are counting...
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter…
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother:...
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...