Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
The skeleton
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?He didn’t have the guts!
Get Me Out!
There was an old man whom, though loved by his son, was being put...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
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If ya really want that new job, you may want to avoid saying these:”You...
Crime=Idiots=Don’t Pay!
Investigating a purse snatching, Brunswick, Georgia, detectives picked up a man who fit the...
The Frenchman and the Italian…
The Frenchman and the Italian were in the woods hunting together when suddenly a...
Email Commandments
E-MAIL COMMANDMENTS Thou shalt include a clear and specific subject line. Thou shalt edit...
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic