Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven…
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven and says, “You were...
Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
People who don’t believe in retaliation…
What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone about the terrorist...
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
13 Things Films Have Taught Us
1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs...