What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A...
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
Payback IS a Bit….
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets…
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets on her wedding night?A new...
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
Like Spaghetti
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Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south…
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south when he decided he wanted...
How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
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Out of bounds.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...