Why Women Live Longer
Why do women live longer than men?Someone has to stick around and clean up...
This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...
Losing my wife\’s love.
“I’m worried that I’m losing my wife’s love,” the husband told the counselor.”Has she...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
A little old lady walked into the bank…
A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started...
What do you call…
What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?Ho-Ho-Ho!
Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...
Read The Manual Please!
IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine...
Mr.Richman has 3daughters…
Mr.Richman has 3daughters. Their names are nobody, somebody and crazy.One day nobody and somebody...