Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
The Honeymoon
The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th...
Blonde quickies 121-140
121. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody...
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password…
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password. It’s her turn to guess the...
Microsoft ad space
Microsoft announced that it is selling advertising space in the error messages that appear...
tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
Choose a punishment
|Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence.”You can take...
Kid’s Letters to God
Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do. Who does it when...
You’re hooked if…
It’s time to turn your computer off and read a book when….1. You wake...
What do ya call…
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?A frosted Flake!