The Politically Correct Country Club
Did you hear about the local country club that was determined to be politcally...
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
Marriage quotes 01
|All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems.Did you...
Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”9....
How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?
Q: How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?A: Because he lived at home...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
…And I will do anything for love.
The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeingtour with...
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together…
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When...
Speak more precisely
|Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army. “My...