Sheakespeare
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”
Welcoming to America
|When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to...
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?Your very...
Blond medical terminology
|Artery — Study of paintingsBacteria — Back door of cafeteriaBarium — What doctors do...
Fun with telemarketers
|What to say to a telemarketer! One of the things that has always bugged...
You were there for me!
A man was walking across the road when he had an accident. The impact...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.
A very insulting parrot
|This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her...