Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
Naughty Kids…
Q…What do you call children who are raised in those naughty houses of ill-repute?A…Brothel...
Why do men name their penis?
Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first...
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
Little Johnny
And then there’s little Johnny who one night woke up to go the bathroom...
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night?
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a...
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?1 U.S. leader
News war
Serbian official press agency claimed today that Serbian forces shot down two F-117 Planes...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
Great roof
A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...