Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
Some thoughts for today…
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed...
Where is Jesus?
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Did you hear about the hillbilly…
Did you hear about the hillbilly who went into the hardware store to buy...
Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked,...
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...