The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman…
The office playboy had a date with an attractive young woman. The next day...
The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...
Signs someone is using your e-mail
10. “Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?” 9. One...
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to…
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit...
You might be from a small town if:
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure...
I had it all
A man complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful...
Spanish singer Julio Iglesias
|Spanish singer Julio Iglesias was on television with British TV host Anne Diamond when...
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years…
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert...
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...