Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Polish Groom Is:
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s...
A Blonde Astronaut
There was a blonde, a red head, and a brunette and they were all...
A trip to Pittsburg.
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go hometo Pittsburg....
Selling war insurance
|Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new...
Zactly
Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked...
Be Politically Correct With Women
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not...
When white man found this land, Indians were running it…
When white man found this land, Indians were running it.There were:- No Taxes- No...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...