You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.
Body parts
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher...
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
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Two mates are having a chat over a beer…
Two mates are having a chat over a beer.”Do you like sheilas with bad...
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV
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Can’t do it
A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a...
A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking…
A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor wereshipwrecked on...
How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...