Slow Bicycle race
During my college days i went to participateslow bicycle race competetion, I came first...
Diving Deep
One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level....
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland…
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours...
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...