Tail Light On Bike
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next...
Do you smoke after sex?
Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I’ve never looked
A Texan farmer goes…
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.There he meets an Aussie farmer...
Things to do visiting your Therapist
Some ways to make sure you get an interesting prescription:1. Ask to borrow a...
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
Sick Coffin
A funeral procession was winding it’s way to the cemetery on top of the...
yo mama is so fat.. neck
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a...
A Man’s World
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
Horse pulls the car
|An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a...