Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
Chinese plane crash
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman…
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi’s and...
The Video Rental
A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something shehasn’t done before,...
Throw away exhibits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
Mail carriers.
What kind of drugs are mail carriers not tested for?SPEED!
This woman goes into a dentist’s office…
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
One day in the Garden of Eden…
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...