I love my wife
If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her...
Make a horse Cry.
A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of...
Serious desease
A distraught patient phoned her doctor’s office. Was ittrue, the woman wanted to know,...
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?So they can see the...
Three Dickless Guys
There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor’s.The...
A seal visits a local bar
|A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Technology problems
|One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national...
No Peer Pressure
|A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: “And what do you think is...
Cold Politics
It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in...