Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro…
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a$100...
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
Bear on a Rampage
Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear...
Psychologist and the Light Bulb
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but...
How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
Could you please pass…
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
No Peer Pressure
|A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: “And what do you think is...
Trick-or-treating is better than sex
THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10. Guaranteed to get at least...
Who is on First?
|Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we...