They are stopped by the police
|John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and...
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
International airline
|Acronyms for International AirlinesItalyALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In ArrivalALITALIA =...
A bar name
A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer “why doesn’t your...
Hard Transplant
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing…
An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing some tourists how to top...
Remembering Anniversary
What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary?Get married on his...
Overheard In Airplane
The huge Air Canada Jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport (Toronto) on...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...