What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.
Why do men name their penises?
Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on...
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...
Long Tongue
There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck...
Lover’s Lane
At a paternity trial, the blonde’s lawyer asked, “On the night of July 16th...
Grandpa gets exited!
Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of...
Pregnant Polish Girl
Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was...
Create a Hallmark Moment!
Greeting cards are getting expensive, so why not design your very own Hallmark Moment...
The Three Idiots
Once, there were three guys stranded on an island, and the mainland was 100...