Doctor’s Notes 7
A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus
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A golf blooded reptile!
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Old Beach Babe
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns...
A bad habit
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break my wife of the...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...