Microsoft buys church
|MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic ChurchVATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference...
King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
blonde and the puzzle
A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, “Can you...
Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...
The local courtroom was packed as testimony began…
The local courtroom was packed as testimony began in thesentencing hearing of a woman...
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
State of Arkansas Residency Application
State of Arkansas Residency Application Name: ________________ (_) Billy-Bob (last) (_) Billy-Joe (_) Billy-Ray...
At the Club.
So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -”Sorry,...
Genie and the Beer
Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes...