Go for Gold
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed,...
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:It is always darkest…Just before you flunk...
A passenger announcement.
This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three,four, five, six,...
Forget your daughter…
Well the King’s daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn’t want his...
Rating your Christmas parties
|If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw...
Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
Girl Talk
Girl Lingo:The Franklin Factor: Early to bed and early to rise means it’s time...
A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates…
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...