Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife…
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, “You’ll never believe...
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition…
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition, andby accident one was...
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they…
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made...
Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down…
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddyback road encountered another car stuck...
I’m Cured!
A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He drinks the beer,...
beer and a box
A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar. He placed a...