Nuns
The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear...
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...
Mothers taught us
|Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing...
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
An old man goes into the Social Security Office…
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application....
Fred and Harry
Two friends, Fred and Harry were golfing one fine day.Toward the end of the...
How did you do that??
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Well, Morrie, how’s your warehouse business going?”. “Oy...
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....