Why is it so hard
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive,...
In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...
Four married guys go golfing…
Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the followingconversation took place:First Guy:...
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
Sweet Revenge
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the...
Act of Generosity
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor…”I feel real good today. I started...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
A rubbish bin!
|What has four wheels and flies?A rubbish bin!