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He was un hoppy!
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In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England:On the 22nd of June- Jonathan Fiddle -Went out...
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A man comes to a doctor and…
A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering,finally manages to...
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A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up…
“Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a...