The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
Women Get…
When a woman gets married, she wants the 3 S’s: sensitivity, sincerity, and sharing....
Lawyer Sky Diving
What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet.
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
A Blonde Kidnapper
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Two Cannibals
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out...
Rein Him In
The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him...
In Hot Pursuit
Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading...
Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...