Bar Joke
A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole whose selling point...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one…but...
pillsbury dough boy
what do you get when you cross the pillsbury douhg boy with a blonde??a...
English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...
The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?All you...
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily…
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their dailybusiness. One...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...