Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
Bowling Team
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a...
A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
The Confessional
Tommy O’Connor went to confession and said, “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”…..”What...
What Tax?
This kid walks into the pharmacy: “I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing,...
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
Polish Invention
Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?It’s a solar-powered flashlight.
Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
New Viruses!
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly...