Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Hockey
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...
Saving up for 60 years
The 70-year old groom and the 25-year old bride attracted raised eyebrowattention as they...
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.
Knock Knock Jokes 17
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ankara! Ankara who? Ankara went off the cliff! Knock Knock...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf…
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf...
You tell me!
A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and...
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire…
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask...