Stupid Insults 14/31
Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked....
Eternal Marriage
On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple...
Why married women get heavy.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?A. Single women come home, see...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm: “Use it...
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim…
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim and the nun says to...
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...
Purchasing a turkey
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...
Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Remaining as enemies
|Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...