Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat...
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I am I don’t live...
Unfamiliar with a term
|These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North...
Replacing lab rats with lawyers
|The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to...
The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...
Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...
The Little Boy Who Was Stomping
One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his...
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.