Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.
Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
Dogs and Light Bulbs
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The football-playing turkey
|The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large...
Helpful advice for travellers
Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take...
Boring!
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DUMB Questions Part 1!
A stitch in time saves nine. Nine what?Are there any unguided missiles?Are you breaking...
The Blonde and the Cheerios
What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?Oh! Look!! Doughnut...
Polak Catches Wife In Affair
This Polak came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off...
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...