A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
It’s a Bummer to be an egg!
It’s a bummer to be an egg because…1) You only get laid once. 2)...
Drug Cure fer sure!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...
Old man’s sperm cup
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So,...
Outside a Dog…
“Outside a dog, a book is a great companion. Inside a dog, it’s pretty...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
The Train
A few days ago, a mother was working in the kitchen and listening to...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...