Number One Sport
A woman, while touring a small South American country was shown a bullfight. The...
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic
Blonde and Hairdresser
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working...
It’s not a big deal, but it feels good
A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife:...
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
Will the real dummy stand up!
I give all of these people a DUH! – DOH! – & Woo-hoo!HANDS-DOWN WINNER...
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
The new medical students!
Two young medical students were standing on a street corner observing people as they...
I Said the F Word
A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest...
The Big Flood
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come...